The thoughts and stories
strangers tell you.

The taste of her lips, the
smell of her skin, the smoke
in her eyes, reminding me
of the lies I’ve told.

A familiar, and foreign place.
I am rusty with this language.

rickyskaggs:

*person falls, in a loud destructive manner*

voice off camera: Hey, Ron.

fallen person: Hey, Billy!

chraliecox:

What kind of a shark did you say it was?
Carcaradon carcharias. A Great White.

Jaws (1975) dir. Steven Spielberg

Time, it’s on your side
It’s on your side now.

ethergaunts:

beeishappy:

Armageddon is one of the few DVDs I didn’t sell because Ben Affleck on the commentary track is relentless. Below is the clip of the commentary from where this tidbit of trivia came from. Please take a moment to witness the magic.

this is so fucking funny

I really enjoy being ignored. It’s a good feeling.

Anxious as fuck tonight.

kitfisto:

me: fullmetal alchemist
my wife: *slightly differently from how I said it* fullmetal alchemist

weloveshortvideos:

Current mood…

luh-erica:

baconating:

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

salvadordali-art:

The Great Masturbator, 1929

Salvador Dali